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Romeo and Juliet — From da 6ix
Yo, this story is dope, bruh
The Montagues and the Capulets were these rich families from T-dot yo, but had beef with each other and whenever they’d link up, it’d be a bang out ting.
The mayor of T.O.— aka Prince— was cheesed and was like, “I’m vexxed, I’m finna go buck jus now. Whichever mans don’t nize it, are gonna get merked.”
Aight so, Mr. Capulet had this lit getty where this dude Paris was supposed to chop his daughter Juliet and marry her. Romeo Montague and his posse decided to crash da joint and ended up messin’ with da plans.
There were bare shorties but Romeo was preeing Juliet cause he thought she a dimepiece. The two yutes hit it off and were all like, “Yeah, eh?” but Juliet’s cuz, Tybalt, had him breeze.
Romeo, being the sweeterman that he was, went to Juliet’s crib. She appeared at her window, “Yo Romeo, where you at bruh? Let’s make moves.”
When he heard this, Romeo was hyped but thought maybe he shoulda copped her something. Flowers? Na man, that’s weak, so he just yelled up, “Yo, forreal I’m done wheeling, let’s get hitched!”
The next day, Friar Laurence, was such a sav that he secretly married them down by the Timmies.
